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Old September 1st, 2004, 10:09 PM
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POTC Fun and Pirate captions

to give Takaya a reason to hurry up with translating her hilarious creations I'll start this thread here with some of the things I've nabbed in the net










and a little drinking game... for those who are allowed to (hey Takaya, whe should try it out in October! )
The Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl Drinking Game
Take a drink of rum whenever...

...Jack says "savvy"

...Jack gets slapped

...Jack gets knocked unconscious

...Will gets knocked unconscious

...someone sings "Yo Ho, Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life For Me)"

...Gibbs complains that having a woman on board is bad luck

...Barbossa obsesses over apples

...Bootstrap's medallion changes hands. (Drink twice if the hands are the monkey's.)

...someone goes "HARR!"

...someone crossdresses

...the moon comes out from behind a cloud

...Will does something stupid despite being expressly told not to

...Ragetti loses his eye

...Jack considers using that one bullet on someone other than Barbossa

...Jack obsesses over rum

...someone almost drowns

...Jack frets over the location of his hat or other affects

...Jack corrects someone who didn't call him "Captain"

...someone says "poppet."

...Jack is either the best or the worst pirate someone has ever seen

...someone is handcuffed, bound or gagged

...Elizabeth complains about her corset (Drink twice if she faints because of it)

...Norrington looks nauseated by Jack's presence

...a ship changes hands--er, I mean, is commandeered (a nautical term)

...anyone acquires, or wishes for, or promises to give someone else, a really big hat

...Governor Swann does nothing but look confused when mass chaos and danger are erupting around him

...Elizabeth's maid is annoying

...a cursed pirate is shot or skewered (but, of course, not really injured)

...Barbossa falls for one of Jack's stories

...someone discusses "leverage"

...Jack steals anything (hearts don't count!)




Disclaimer: Consuming mass quantities of rum or any other alcoholic beverage is even more dangerous to your health than forgetting to address Jack as "Captain Sparrow." Imbibe at your own risk.
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Thanks mata!! --- hey look at his eyes!
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Old September 2nd, 2004, 09:12 AM
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they should've ask him to play the evil part in Episode 3!





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Old September 2nd, 2004, 03:35 PM
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Oh mata, you did it again


That one is hilarious!
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heehee..very funny..like the shark one too..
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Okay, okay...if you REALLY want me to do this...

Here ist the first one...
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Thanks takaya!
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Good grief! How did I miss this thread?

This thread is hilarious!! Keep it going, ladies.
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mata.... so funny..thank you!!!! hahhhaaaa!!
why has the oscar gone..just genius!!
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you are really making my day ....giggling like an idiot...heehhee! more..please..!!
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Mata, I love the drinking game idea! I would consider trying it, but it might be hazardous for my health!
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Mata, I love the drinking game idea! I would consider trying it, but it might be hazardous for my health!
That, and people watch teachers like hawks...
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OMG! Mata! Do I need to beg, or will you do more through the kindness of your heart?

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How did I miss this, this is brilliant! Fairy, please can you post the cake recipe you stuck on the sluts site here, please!
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Old September 5th, 2004, 08:02 AM
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you're welcome and as long as I find new stuff I'll post it... unfortunately I never have such good ideas myself

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you know you're obsessed when...

To say "Yes" you say: "Wind in the sails! Wind in the sails!"

You practice your Jack imitation three hours a day

When anything goes wrong, you wail "But why is the rum gone?!"

You end every other sentence with "Savvy?" :

You get gold teeth just to be like Jack

You slice your palm over a box of gold medallions just for the fun of it

When making any agreement, you say: "I suppose in exchange you want me not to kill the whelp?"

You make rope out of back hair

You lie in bed awake for hours on end pondering just WHY the rum's gone.

You invoke the right of parlez with invading robbers

You quote the movie without even realizing it

you think all your friends are telepathic because the seem to always know what is on your mind.

Can quote the whole movie AND sing along to the soundtrack while watching it

You leave your DVD at your cottage for 3 weeks straight and almost have a meltdown... then before you check the DVD player for it, you say out loud, "God, if you love me, it will be in here!!"

You buy rum for the sole purpose of asking "But why is the rum gone?" when the bottle is empty.

You have an odd habit of yelling "ARRRRG!" for no reason.

You have a Jolly Roger flag waving off of your car's radio antenna.

you quote the whole movie even though your friends tell you numerous times to 'shut up'

you replaced the words 'thank you' with the shakey hand motion the Jack does

You've replaced saying "Bye!" with "Ta!"

While watching the movie weekly you can quote the lines 1 sec ahead of the character in the tone of each specifc character.

While listening to the soundtrack can quote the movie at the right times to the music, epescially with the last song. "Dadada dadada dadada dadaduh, and really bad eggs... drink up me 'earties yo ho!"

Owning pins saying 'A pirate's life for me', 'Why is the rum gone?", Yo ho?" and "Jack Sparrow rocks my socks off"
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How did I miss this, this is brilliant! Fairy, please can you post the cake recipe you stuck on the sluts site here, please!
Here it is!

A recipe for the best rum cake ever:

1 or 2 quarts of Rum
1 cup dried fruit
Brown sugar
Lemon Juice
1 c. butter
Baking powder
Nuts
1 tsp. sugar
1 tsp. soda
2 large eggs

Before you start, sample the Rum to check for quality. Good, isn't it? Now go ahead. Select a large mixing bowl, measuring cup, etc. Check the rum again. It must be just right. To be sure Rum is of the highest quality, pour one level cup of Rum into a glass and drink it as fast as you can. Repeat.

With an electric mixer, beat 1 cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of thugar and beat again. Meanwhile, make sure that the Rum is of the finest quality. Try another cup. Open second quart if necessary.

Add 2 arge leggs, 2 cups fried druit and beat till high. If druit gets stuck in beaters, Just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Rum again, checking for tonscisticity. Next sift 3 cups of pepper or salt (it really doesn't matter). Sample Rum again. Sift 1 pint of lemon juice. Fold in chopped butter and strained nuts. Add 1 babblespoon of brown thugar, or whatever color you can find. Wix wel. Grease oven and turn cake pan to 350 gredes. Now pout the whole mess into the coven and ake. Check the Rum again and bo to ged.
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I have somewhere a similar recipe for Turkey with Whisky... yummy!



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