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Old July 19th, 2008, 04:58 AM
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Legolas: Hey! Watch where you are aiming that thing! The ladies on OL will be mighty upsets if "it" was to become "just the material"!
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Old July 19th, 2008, 02:15 PM
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I had the same thought Mirk!!
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Old July 21st, 2008, 01:49 AM
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Legolas: MINE is bigger!
Aragorn: Nooo, MINE is bigger!
Aragorn: "Oh for heaven's sake, you can't even lift it. Just admit mine's bigger."
Legolas: "Never human!"
(Just to continue the theme! Good one Mirk)
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Old July 21st, 2008, 02:55 AM
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Legolas: You know what they say about the size of your sword?

Aragorn: No, What?

Legolas: If you have to have a big one then, you must be overcompensating!!!

Aragorn: What! Why you pointy-eared.....
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Old July 21st, 2008, 04:40 AM
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Old July 21st, 2008, 04:48 AM
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I should have used Preperation H!
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Old July 21st, 2008, 05:03 AM
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Aargh, matey! What I be doin' with this silly helmet on me head.
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Old July 21st, 2008, 09:12 AM
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"Oh My God, OH MY GOD....what the heck is that on my nose - OH, oh, it's my helmet...just the nose guard...whew!" *sheepish look*

*cough, PG-13, cough*
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Old July 21st, 2008, 01:41 PM
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Old July 21st, 2008, 11:06 PM
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AAAAHHHHHHHHH!! Too tight! Too Tight! Someone get the jaws of life and get this thing off my head!!!
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Old July 22nd, 2008, 12:24 AM
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AAAHHHHH!!!!! Gandolf in a speedo!!! I'm blind!!!
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Old July 22nd, 2008, 03:21 AM
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....and I though it was painful just to eat her food! Why didn't anyone warn me about the other end?!!?
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Old July 22nd, 2008, 04:16 AM
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"Po-Ta-To" he said... I'd say more like Poi-son!
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Old July 22nd, 2008, 05:10 AM
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After hearing Boromir brag about his high school production of "Grease" for the umpteenth time, Frodo decides to audition for "Night of the Living Dead: Zombies in Middle Earth".
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Old July 22nd, 2008, 05:39 AM
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Where will you be when your laxative starts working?

Take 2

Sam off camera: "I told you not to eat the stew, Mr. Frodo!"

Take 3

When the Elves didn't show up, butt-naked Friday didn't turn out quite as well as Frodo thought it would.
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Old July 22nd, 2008, 11:10 AM
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Old July 22nd, 2008, 12:14 PM
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Frodo: If we live to see the end of this thing, I'm buying a boat load of eye drops and chapstick.
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Old July 22nd, 2008, 12:31 PM
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Old July 22nd, 2008, 11:14 PM
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LOL @ all of those! haha
I'm in tears over the ones from the Theoden picture
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Old July 23rd, 2008, 04:47 AM
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As hard as he tried, Merry couldn't quite reach the tip of his nose guard with the tip of his tongue. Pip was very disappointed.
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Old July 23rd, 2008, 06:55 PM
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Good one, Mirk!
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Old July 24th, 2008, 01:07 AM
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When the Elves didn't show up, butt-naked Friday didn't turn out quite as well as Frodo thought it would.
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Frodo: If we live to see the end of this thing, I'm buying a boat load of eye drops and chapstick.


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Merry: What? "Esquire of Rohan" doesn't mean a dating service? There are no chicks? *grumbles* What a gyp!
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Old July 24th, 2008, 02:49 AM
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Kat Mirk and Snoey, you all had me in hysterics. Well done!!!


oh and *cough* sorry Mirk *cough* - forgot where I was for a minute....
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Old July 24th, 2008, 04:47 AM
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*the horselord strums his guitar and hums a few bars of the love song her wrote for Llyneth*
Eowen: Why don't you go over and teach Aragorn how to do that, bro?
Eomer: Good idea! I bet Arwen would just love that!
Eowen:

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Old July 24th, 2008, 04:58 AM
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Eowyn: "Eomer, I made stew for dinner!"

Eomer: *THUD!*

Eowyn: "Get up you big horse's @ss! That fake fainting quit working when you were five!"


Take 2

Eowyn: "Legolas is going to catch his death of a cold if he doesn't quit running around in that, what's it called oh yes, speedo!"

Eomer: *THUD*

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