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Old July 9th, 2008, 02:22 AM
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Old July 9th, 2008, 04:21 AM
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It's not nice to fool mother nature!!!
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In the world before Monkey, primal chaos reigned. Heaven sought order, but the phoenix can fly only when it's feathers are grown. The four worlds formed again and yet again, as endless aeons wheeled and passed. Time and the pure essences of Heaven all worked upon a certain rock, old as creation. It became magically fertile. The first egg was named "Thought". Tathagata Buddha, the Father Buddha said "With our thoughts, we make the world". Elemental forces caused the egg to hatch. From it came a stone monkey.
The nature of monkey was irrepressible!!!



First thing that popped into my head. Won't mean anything to those who have never seen Monkey, or Monkey Magic as it's often called.
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Old July 9th, 2008, 05:34 AM
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Avs - fair dinkum girl...the fact that you know all that means you and the BF have WAY too much time on your hands - time to get busy making baby # 2 I reckon! *ducks*

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The unforseen and regrettable consequences of when God found the courage to upgrade from a medium Korma to a full Vindaloo...
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Old July 9th, 2008, 03:57 PM
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And lo the mountain did come to regret his boast "If those 9 Walkers are crazy enough to try to get over me, let me be struck by lightning."
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Man this arthritis treatment is murder on my skin.

*I don't know. Kind of looked like fingers on a hand to me.*
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Old July 9th, 2008, 07:15 PM
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Old July 9th, 2008, 07:31 PM
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they are all great but Leowen! took me 5min to stop laughing at that one!
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Old July 9th, 2008, 11:47 PM
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Leo - now that had me laugh out loud! Brilliant!
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Old July 10th, 2008, 02:12 AM
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Luna I did look that up and copy and pasted
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Old July 10th, 2008, 03:13 AM
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Most excellent Leo!
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Old July 10th, 2008, 08:08 AM
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Pip: Uh, Merry? When you said we should go get something pierced, this is not exactly what I expected...
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Old July 10th, 2008, 02:30 PM
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Elf standing behind Pip: Oh, my Eru!! I know you're scared, Hobbit, but you could have tried harder to hold it!
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*gulp* "No, no. You misunderstood me. I said I could catch a bullet between my teeth...like, from a gun. Entirely different to an arrow...really. Yeah, a gun...shooty thing, goes 'bang'? No? Pity we haven't got one so I could prove it to you. You can put that down now...'kay? Before someone, like me, gets hurt?" *me and my big mouth!*
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Pippin: OK, OK! I meant to say elves have nice booty, not elves are snooty!
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Old July 11th, 2008, 02:02 AM
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Llyn!! Snooty indeed, but yeah, GREAT BOOTY!
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Suddenly, Legolas realizes he is in this fight and only has two arrows left in the quiver.
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~As he gazes into Mirk's eyes at the other end of her bow, Legolas realizes just how serious she is when she utters the words "Bathtime. NOW."~
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Old July 11th, 2008, 07:08 AM
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Legolas: "Gimli, put down the speedo and back away slowly."
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Old July 11th, 2008, 09:34 AM
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Legolas: So, what do we do now?
Elven archer: We face each other as nature intended. Skin against skin alone.
Legolas: You mean, you put down your bow and I put down my bow and we try to kill each other like civilized people?
Elven archer: I could kill you now.
Legolas: Quite frankly, I think the odds are slightly in your favor.


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Old July 12th, 2008, 04:28 AM
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Llyneth, I could never hold a steady arrow on that elf.



The original mock up of the Mount Rushmore sculpture.... not quite what the wanted, it seems.
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